Serious Soup — Purveyors of fine nonsense. Est. 2026

We make silly games with a perfectly straight face.

Now on the stove

Four guys. One ice floe. Not a single paddle.

Four fishermen on a cracking ice floe: one fights a leaping fish, one slides into the water and is caught by the hand, one hauls a sled full of fish while a penguin watches from a nearby floe.

Fresh out of the banya, a crew of fishermen foolishly drift off on an ice floe after the legendary Tsar Pike. Day after day they float further out — and every evening an old van hauls them and their catch home to the village, where fish become upgrades.

  • Drill, fish and keep the floe from tipping over. Everything is hands-on physics.
  • Keep each other warm. Save each other. Or don’t.
  • At the strait, the van picks you up — the ride home is in the back, not on a loading screen.
  • In the village, the catch buys upgrades for your floe and sled, and the map opens the next bay.
  • Somewhere out in the farthest bay, the Tsar Pike is waiting.
Portrait of a soup bowl with a stern face, wearing a suit, white collar and red tie.
The founder. Official portrait.

The studio

Serious Soup is a tiny independent game studio, founded in 2026.

The name comes from a bit of Slavic slang: to do something “with a serious soup” means to do it with a dead-serious face — the word for cabbage soup doubles as “face”. So: serious soup. We make nonsense, and we make it with a perfectly straight one.

Purveyors of fine nonsense.

Contact

Player support

support@serioussoup.com

Bugs, crashes and anything that went wrong in the game.

Press & business

press@serioussoup.com

Press, streamers, festivals and partners.

Press kit

Coming soon

Logos, key art, screenshots and a fact sheet.